Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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