Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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