his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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