Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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