I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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