remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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