i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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