just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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