forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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