Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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