You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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