Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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