Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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