I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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