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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(314): View more from Missouri

every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.

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(407): View more from Florida

All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area

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(614): View more from Ohio

Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I hope none of us try to run for public office one day

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(813): View more from Florida

Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.

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