in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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