hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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