When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Randomize