let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i out mim tonsoeep
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
