Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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