I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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