I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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