awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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