She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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