ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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