One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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