I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My penis needs a shock collar
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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