you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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