He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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