they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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