I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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