Tell her she can't have a vagina
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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