bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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