quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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