just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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