Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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