Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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