sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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