So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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