Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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