I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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