we have officially lost it.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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