yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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