Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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