Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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