I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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