And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My balls are so social today.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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