i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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