i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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