i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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