I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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