are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
