I need help removing her.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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