I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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